A college student who deals with all of life's problems by watching TV shows. Currently reblogging: Supernatural, Hannibal, BBC Sherlock, Elementary, ATLA, LOK, The Avengers and Doctor Who.

 

lanfleming:

So we had a project in astronomy to sell a constellation that had to include a rubric full of requirements. This is what my best friend submitted instead.. He got an A.

Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad: Fuck the government.

Dad: Fuck the school board.

Dad: Close the door.

Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad: I love puns.

Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad: Please shut up.

Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad: They act like I care what they think.

Dad: I hate homework.

Dad: I have decided to become a politician.

Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

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Hello, me again. Looks like I have some bad news/ good news. My most recent give away (for the Samuel Colt Gun) has come to a screeching halt. I have been keeping an eye on the shop keeper and he has now stopped making that version of the Samuel Colt Gun. He has now made a different version and he has raised the price to a ridiculous one at that. So to make up for this I have created a new giveaway item list. Okay here is how its gonna work.

RULES OF THE ROAD:

  • Must be following me (I will check)
  • Reblogs only bby’s (thank you)
  • ENDS April 18th 2014 (because  some people may need more time)

1st Prize Winner gets to chose 2 items out of:

  •  Winchester Bros. T-shirt
  •  Winchester Bros. Impala T-shirt
  •  Team Free Will Pillows (You may either chose Dean, Cas or Sam)
  • Pentagram and Wings Bracelet 
  • Devils Trap Decal For Laptop

1ST PRIZE WINNER ALSO GETS A SPECIAL SIGNED AUTOGRAPH PHOTO FROM MISHA COLLINS!!!! ~How exciting!~

2nd Runner Up gets to chose out of:

  • Winchester Bros. T-shirt
  • Pentagram and Wings Bracelet
  • Devils Trap Decal For Laptop

3rd Runner Up gets to chose out of:

  • Devils Trap Decal For Laptop

   Lets do this people!! If you already where going for my last giveaway please make sure to come to this one and reblog it :-)

I will include these two items to chose from for the 1st and 2nd winner if this reaches 2,000 notes:

  • Leviathan and Demon Blood Vile Necklace

  • 'Light Up' Castiel's Grace Necklace

 

ANOTHER ITEM ADD ON FOR 2,000 NOTES:

1st and 2nd Prize Winner get to chose from:

  • Ruby’ s Demon Knife Prop/ Handmade Resin Replica

HOORAY! ITS NOW PAST 2K! TIME TO ADD ON ANOTHER ITEM FOR 3,000:

1st and 2nd Prize Winners get to chose from:

  • Death’s Ring

ONE MORE ITEM FOR 3,000 PERHAPS? I SAY, WHY THE HELL NOT:

1st, 2nd, and 3rd Prize Winners get to chose from

  • Sam Winchester Pop, Vinyl Figure

  • Dean Winchester Pop, Vinyl Figure

  • Castiel Pop, Vinyl Figure

Item add on for 4,000 notes:

1st, 2nd, and 3rd Prize Winners get to chose from:

  • Dean Winchesters Ring

Another item for 4,000? Lets make it 3! More items for everyone to chose from!!:

1st, 2nd, and 3rd Prize Winners get to chose from:

  • Mary Winchesters Hunter Bracelet

  • Dean Winchester’s Elephant Hair Bracelet 

  • Dean Winchester’s Skull Beaded Bracelet 

I decided to spread out the item add on for the winners to chose from, so the next 5,000 I will add on another item:

  • Destiel Rings

(which will also be moved to the summer, probably sometime around July because of my money crises at the moment. basically my wall still has a hole in it from water damages and a friend in the hospital…so its still happening, dont worry. more stuff to be added as well for choosing from) 

Early item add on for 2,000+ notes:

1st, 2nd, and 3rd Prize Winners can CHOSE from:

  • Castiel Is My Homeboy Hoodie

officialunitedstates:

me when someone starts talking about that dumb doctor who show:  what kind of doctor is he?  pediatrician?  where did he get his degree.  what are his credentials.  does he know why my foot hurts after I jump off roofs

jaclcfrost:

how many episodes was that character in, you ask???

not as many as they deserve

not enough to satisfy me

ripelypine:

my favourite part of shakespeare plays is the person at the end that is like “see how these people fucked everything up. don’t do this. look at this fuckery. look at it. fuck this. fuck everything.”