dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

dickdiamonds:

If anyone’s gonna be in charge of my funeral I would want it to be this guy

(via dutchster)

"Dada is what he’s calling me. But soon it’ll be Starlord or there will be hell to pay."

— Chris Pratt on what his 2 year old son is calling him (via hheimdall)

(Source: atheistj, via wingscas)

(Source: overlordkrushnic, via nosherlockdasgay)

sleezestiel:

shit-wentz:

if i ever become famous i’m going to create a fake account on twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and i will be like bffs with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea it’s me

and then one day i would call them on skype and see the blood run out of their faces

i’m afraid of you

(Source: hellyeahnikita, via mishasdestiel)

soyonscruels:

I’ve made a lot of mistakes in my life but at least I didn’t just give Steven Moffat an Emmy

(via castielofthorsday)

(Source: thelilnan, via nosherlockdasgay)

lumos5001:

dr-when:

"I know she’ll be in good hands."

Always…

*sobbing*

(via elementary-my-dear-timelord)

spookylikefox:

[crashes 1920s Bentley through ur wall] READ GOOD OMENS

(via subcourfeyrac)

"where are my glasses?"

— anyone who’s ever had glasses (via communistbakery)

(via ruinedchildhood)

lipstitches:

that one character that you’re like “do i love this character or am i this character?”

"and if i am this character, why hasn’t someone stopped me?”

(via subcourfeyrac)